Vaccine update!!!!!
Leave it to me to place something that is very important in a spot so I know I won’t lose it (like my wallet) but then second guess my initial spot and move it to a different spot (like a book), and then lose the spot, thus losing said important thing. Cue “Loser” by Beck please.
Now that I’m double triple vaxxed (context here) I must face the ultimate question: to continue to wear a mask or not?
On the one hand, better safe than sorry and just continue to wear it. It has it’s benefits, such as being able to sing in a car and have no one around me know it. Or being able to smell my own breath constantly and know I am a disgusting human that has a swamp for a mouth. And who can forget the added bonus of being able to hide my zits!
Plus, you can’t trust bitches. Just because they ain’t wearing a mask don’t mean they vaxxed.
On the other hand, however, as temperatures rise, summer begins, and my mask starts to soak up my pore juices I’ve begun to have the irrational fear of getting athletes foot but on my face. Like I wash my mask and have enough to wear a new one everyday but still…
Until I’ve made up my mind I suppose I’ll just default to wearing one…. Unless, of course, it’s hot, or I’m outside, or I’m with friends since we probably already have it right?, or it’s windy, or it’s cloudy, or the Packer’s win, or I don’t want to.
But other than that, yeah, I’ll totally wear my mask.
Lesson: Can’t trust a ho. Don’t trust a ho. Don’t trust me.
Take it With A Grain of Rice 